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NSFW: 10 Sexy Ways to Turn On the Runner in Your Life

by On Oct 20, 2015
NSFW: 10 Sexy Ways to Turn on the Runner in Your Life

Please be aware of the fact that this article is explicit in nature, so if you prefer to avoid reading "racy" material, we don't mind if you stop reading here!

Finding clever ways to excite the runner in your life isn't difficult, if you're willing to be adventurous. The trick is to turn everyday actions, plans and circumstances into romantic interludes that put a new spin on them. Not every suggestion to follow may be to your liking, but keep an open mind and you're sure to find at least one that is capable of turning your strong, powerful runner into a quivering mass of desire!

Spice up your love and running life

1. Turn on your runner by signing up for a marathon to show the object of your affections that you share his interest in all things sweaty, hot and competitive. Men and women alike are more likely to get into a physical relationship when they share hobbies and interests and this is also your excuse to get your body toned, in case it's called upon to indulge in physical activities after the marathon.

NSFW: 10 Sexy Ways to Turn on the Runner in Your Life

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2. Turn on your runner by giving your honey a shoegasm next time you want to impress him. Did that set up a series of visions in your mind that are X-rated? Actually, we're suggesting a shopping trip to help him pick out a pair of shoes that he's literally and figuratively been lusting after. What you two do once you get those shoes home is obviously up to you, but the possibilities are limitless and they don't include running.

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3. Turn on your runner by surprising her with a little side action so she's ambushed by your passion next time you two run together. Stow chocolate—a known aphrodisiac, anti-oxidant and irresistible treat—somewhere along your training route, lure her off course and then show her how sweet she is and how much she tempts you in every way possible by giving her this indulgence. No fun just handing over the chocolate. Feed it to her, silly boy!

4. Turn on a runner by dressing provocatively next time the two of you engage in your favourite pastime (that's running, of course). Wear sexy lingerie, a G-string or invoke the Full Monte by running commando if you're brave enough to try it. After all, the body police won't be around to the pull out the waistband of your running shorts to see what's inside, but a little show and tell at the end of the race can't hurt.

5. Turn on your runner by cleaning up together after a gruelling race. If you are both in a sweaty state and you worry that your water heater won't generate enough to handle two separate showers, a couples shower is a great way to save on water, save on soap and wash off that post-run grime. We would expect nothing less than a mutually shared soaping—all in the name of cleanliness, hygiene and water conservation, of course.

NSFW: 10 Sexy Ways to Turn on the Runner in Your Life

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6. Turn on your runner by preparing a carb-heavy meal that meets your love's training diet. Pasta is a creative choice in terms of foreplay at the stove since both of you will have a hand at testing the noodles once they boil. We got permission to share one pasta story sure to get your brain cooking: a running couple produced wimpy pasta because they got distracted in mid-boil and returned to the pot too late for an al dente bite.

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7. Turn on your runner by helping him or her cool down. Nothing does the job better – after a little exercise – than an icy cold Popsicle, but if there's only one in the freezer (by design, of course), the two of you are going to have to share the lick. Pick a flavour you both love, but don't waste too much time letting your tongue linger too long on the frosty treat or you could both be wearing the juice by the time you're down to the stick. All the more reason to wear little-to-no clothing while you polish off the pop – so nothing gets stained.

8. Turn on your runner by reading to him. We're not suggesting a subscription to a running magazine—not that there aren't many sexy stories hidden amid the editorial content—but a book that's steamy, titillating and suggestive. Find a cosy spot, invite your sweetie to lie down and put his head on your lap so you're both close enough to get the full meaning of the words you utter. Have a bookmark at hand, just in case your eyes grow weary from reading and you simply must stop.

NSFW: 10 Sexy Ways to Turn on the Runner in Your Life

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9. Turn on your runner by writing a book with your beloved. It doesn't have to be a Tolstoy-worthy novel, but 50 Shades of Running Shoes has yet to be produced in manuscript form, so the two of you could indulge your wildest fantasies by sharing a pad and paper as you take down copious notes. The writing will be fun. The editing process wildly fanciful. Just keep those pens away from the upholstery.

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10. Turn on your runner by wearing a favourite cologne or perfume—but dab it between your thighs, not on your face. Remember that heat rises, so the fragrance will float upward as the body heats. You'll need an excuse to get close so that dab of aphrodisiac doesn't go to waste, so ask your lover to tie your running shoes. If he or she doesn't pick up your mix of cologne and pheromones while lacing up your trail shoes, you might wish to re-evaluate your taste in fragrances and/or the opposite sex.

The Art of "Runners" Seduction

Running couples with healthy bodies are no strangers to romantic turn ons and we're pretty sure you have your own sensuous tidbit to share, so we pose this challenge: Are you too shy to tell us about your favourite turn on? Be brave. Tell all. To say that we can't wait to read your answer to this question is an understatement!

Aidan is the Editor-in-chief of RunSociety. As a health improvement hacker and explorer, he oversees RunSociety’s Creativity Channel, spanning a wide range of inspirational and enriching topics daily to the running community. Get in touch with him if you have any fresh ideas!

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